B.O.R.E.D

Bearded Orange Rertuned Emereald to the Duchess

FruiteeJee - The world was rocked yesterday with concrete evidence of the Bearded Orange tribe thought to have been harvested into extinction in the early 1900s. A member of the tribe, name still unknown, appeared in the capital city at 2.03pm yesterday bearing the famed Emeral of the Dead that was stolen 434 years ago from the ancestors of the Duchess of Kwee. It is still unclear how Bearded Orange came into possession of the emeral or the reason for the notoriously shy tribe to suddenly come out into the open willingly. Indeed, many question the authencity of both the orange and the emerald. World reknown experts in fruitology, ancient tribal studies, gemologists are converging in FruiteeJee in hopes of being able to study the fascinating subjects.