Thesis with a flair

So, for work, I've been assigned to do research about composting. After a few thousand different internet searches, I stumbled upon a promising master's thesis about the topic.

This guy is so dramatic, constantly using phrases like:

"From time immemorial..."
"Since the time of Darwin..."
"These humble species..."
"With the dawn of a theoretic new century..."

I guess it does break up the monotonous serius nature of a thesis.